TDB True Life

yeah TDB true life (when you say that you have to hold your hand hand in front of your chest all fingers extended except your ring finger)

This week if you checked the podcast out you learned a little about the real life 'letterman' and 'thewonderwaffle'. Quite an evasive procedure. You heard our less excentric voices. I spoke coherently. Waffle didn't jump in a craze at every word I put emphasis on. There are humans just like you behind the untouchables you have always believed in. But no I mean there is one person and waffle behind it all. Trust me you could spot us in a mall.

MORE IMPORTANTLY
During XANGA EXCLUSIVE "real" podcast the phone rang... who was on it I don't know but I will speculate

Marilin Monroe- I was iming her one day and she said she would call me some time so we coudl hang out. I thought maybe it was her then I was todl she has been dead for 20 years. darealmarilinmonroe on google talk you are a fraud.

A fan: I thought maybe a fan was calling so they could be on the podcast... YOu know that woudl be so much for them

Kim JOng-IL -I don't know how many of you know but apple will not sell him an iPod. Tragic. IT is because the US put an embargo on that man not his country. I thought maybe he was calling to try to get us to send him one you know some TDB swag

Steve from Marlos taxi service: Ok that is a long story... But if your reading steve I woudl like to apologize for the monkey and the buttercream pie.

Telemarketer- I guess this is a small chance of this

~Letterman

The Wii

Wii

Notice, I did not say the “Nintendo Wii”. That would be incorrect. Because according to the Nintendo Style Guide: A Guide to the Proper Usage of Some of Nintendo's Products, the name "is simply Wii, not Nintendo Wii."

So don’t go around incorrectly referring to the Wii as the “Nintendo Wii”. Nintendo fan boys might not even realize what console you are talking about. They might think that there is a surprise launch of a new Nintendo console. They might run to their nearest Best Buy or Target to get in line for this new console the “Nintendo Wii”. They already own three Wiis and now they are going to waste their time because you couldn’t use the Wii’s name properly. So I hope you’re sorry if you’ve ever refered to the Wii as the “Nintendo Wii” because in our hypothetical situation, the Nintendo fan boys are not very happy with you.

And they know where you live. Because they’re smarter than you. So beware. Beware the Nintendo fan boys. They are coming. Coming for you. Ok, maybe not, because this is a hypothetical story. But if it were real, they would be coming for you. So be afraid. Yeah.

~ The Wonder Waffle

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Good Ol Mel

Our favorite homophobic, anglophobic, anti-semite alcoholic is at it again. Mel Gibson is about to release another self-funded film, entirely in another language, and completely subtitled. In his new film “Apocalypto” he got hundreds of native Mexicans to star in the movie, using their own native Spanish, and in some cases, Myan language. This of course facilitates the need for subtitles, especially in an American audience.

This leads to the inevitable question: Is Mel Gibson, in addition to his alcoholism, also struggling from an addiction to subtitles? Is he simply unable to create a film that doesn’t have those thousands of lines of text running under the picture every second? I believe that this is the case. It has become so much a problem that movie studios will no longer feed his addiction. “Passion of the Christ” and “Apocalypto” are both self-funded projects. They both have continuous subtitling. Coincidence? I think not.

All this in addition to this stunning quote about Frank Rich, a New York Times columnist who suggested that “The Passion of the Christ” might inflame anti-Semitism: (to the New Yorker) I want to kill him. I want his intestines on a stick. I want to kill his dog.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-07-31-gibson-remarks_x.htm

Stable guy that Mel Gibson ain’t he?

~ The Wonder Waffle

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